With all eyes on Game 7 of the NBA Western Conference Final between the Thunder and Spurs we’re looking for insight — the deep, analytic analysis that will tell us whether Oklahoma City has a chance to go back-to-back and potentially start or dynasty, or if Victor Wembanyama will punch his first ticket to the NBA Finals.
We’re also looking to the carpeted stairs of a tastefully decorated suburban home to find out what a trick-shot-making corgi says about it all. Over on Instagram, “aircorg,” otherwise known as “Steph Furry,” has correctly predicted all six games of the Western Conference Finals so far. The corgi knew the Thunder would go up 3-2 before the Spurs answered back in Game 6, which is exactly what happened.
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Who is his Game 7 pick?
The canine is calling a Spurs victory in Game 7. That might really make fans in San Antonio feel good, but in looking at the past predictions of aircorg I have serious doubts this pupper has innate psychic abilities. In fact, I think the corgi might be a fraud and this is all just random chance.
Understand that this revelation brings me no joy. We take accusations like this very seriously, and wouldn’t run a story like this unless we were quite sure this corgi was a fraud. So, before you write to my editor, please allow me to show my work.
There have been a lot of predictions from the corgi in recent years, but I chose to use Super Bowl LX as a starting data point. Aircorg correctly predicted that the Seahawks would win, good boy — but moving forward the results were far less compelling. Here are the corgi’s prediction records for each sport, from the Super Bowl moving forward:
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NFL: 1-0
NBA: 12-7
MLB/WBC: 0-1
NHL: 7-8
NCAA: 22-10
Soccer: 18-14
Overall: 60-40
A 60-40 split is fine … for a dog. It’s barely better than a coin flip. While aircorg had an impressive run in the NCAA tournament and is on a tear in the NBA right now, the dogs truly struggled in the play-ins and early rounds.
I’m not saying we shouldn’t love the dog, but his ability to make picks is shaky at best. I’m just here to protect you, dear reader, from taking a second mortgage out on your house and wagering it all on the advice of a trick-shot-making pupper.
